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  • 2 cups sliced mushrooms (your choice, but don’t do plain white button, boo. Stop being lame. Go for a mixture of crimini, oyster, shitake, or baby bella if you can).
  • 2 tablespoons melted coconut, olive, or avocado oil
  • 1 tablespoon poultry seasoning or a mixture of dried savory herbs of your choice.
  • Salt N Pepa to taste


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